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thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 159,671 notes
1 day ago on July 24th | J | 30,562 notes
House phone: *rings*
Me: nah
1 day ago on July 24th | J | 269,879 notes

fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 789,833 notes

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 189,852 notes

thehttydblog:

jackthevulture:

Imagine Hagrid going to Berk.

Imagine it.

Bearded men the same size as him.

Dragons of every shape and size.

IMAGINE HAGRID ON BERK.

Yer a Viking Hagrid.

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 14,595 notes
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titansxarexmyxtrigger:

the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

Sounds like the beginning of Insidious.

1 day ago on July 24th | J | 537,870 notes

cafepostmortem:

astralcalli:

hanmajoerin:

strexcorpstolemyurl:

goinganyways:

secondlina:

"Nope", the anime.

Based on that hilarious text post.

would definitely watch this

irony is….she’s still the main character 

She just can’t escape her fate.

cafepostmortem
(the best part is, you used to have pink hair)

In my head, I STILL have pink hair. When I draw myself, I have pink hair.

3 days ago on July 21st | J | 289,176 notes

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

3 days ago on July 21st | J | 245,248 notes
3 days ago on July 21st | J | 6,247 notes

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

3 days ago on July 21st | J | 142,920 notes
dudewheresmypie:

nippled:

UNBEELIEVABLE

dudewheresmypie:

nippled:

UNBEELIEVABLE

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3 days ago on July 21st | J | 35,728 notes
xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

3 days ago on July 21st | J | 53,720 notes

boite-de-rhythm:

poyzn:

#11 was done on The Office to Dwight.

shit son

#9 goes hard

4 days ago on July 21st | J | 84,083 notes

goldenboydean:

alice-isnt-mad-we-are:

nivalvixen:

exhumana:

ADOPTED BLACK

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MIDDLE-AGED WOLF!

the vampire memoires

4 days ago on July 21st | J | 59,918 notes